Tuesday, February 5, 2008
"Love knows no gender"
I think my homosexual tendencies are getting out of hand.
.
Whatever.
Anyway, its day 3 of the 2 month EOS vacation, and I can't say I'm really enjoying it much. For starters, I know I fucking screwed my last paper up. 6 freaking credit points and I failed to nail at least 2 questions, and thats like an easy 50 marks gone already.
Godspeed, Solomon. I hope you have a nice day in hell.
All papers aside, there have been quite a number of incidents that have also been a massive source of depression (for the past few days that is) as well. I believe I haven't mentioned her before, but there's always this indian lady who cleans up my flat's corridors every morning. So I see alot of her before I head to school. Usually I greet her with a friendly "good morning! -insertraresmilehere-" whenever I happen to pass her and stuff, and usually she replies vice versa.
But just a couple of weeks back, there was this once when I ended up with her in the lift. Exactly this, word for word, happened:
Auntie: Gud morneng! =]
Me: Morninggg =D
*lift door closes*
-silence for a couple of seconds-
Auntie: 'Ey
Me: Hm?
Auntie: I wanted teh ask eu arh, for sum time aleadi.
Me: Yea?
-pausefordramaticeffect-
Auntie: Eu boy or girl?
-slightpause-
Me: Whaddya think?
Auntie: (immediately, spontaneously, whateverly)
"Girl lor"
Aw c'mon, hair aside, do I look very FEMININE to you? Doesn't my leg hair make a big enough statement? Do my broad shoulders and flat chest NOT advertise my already prominent manliness?
*Insert background scene, coffee shop. Characters of the play: Joel, Justin, Solomon. Activity: Drinking sugar cane juice with much enthusiasm*
-Laughter-
Joel: Really? Ahahahahahaha...
-Frombehind-
Random auntie: Xiao jie!
*group ignores*
Me: Yea man. Then-
Random auntie: XIAO JIE.
Me:(finally taking note of the auntie) ahahahahaha, I think she's calling you man, Joel. Ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
-random auntie finally walks over to clear cups and plates-
Random auntie: *looks at me* Oh -laughs-, pai sei pai sei, solli ah, boy. Wo e wei ni shi nu hai zi.
Rough translation: Oh -laughs-, my bad my bad, kid. I thought you were a bitch.
Thank you aunties and all you other middle aged women of Singapore. You make my day.
And you know. Just to show how even more gay I can get, I'm gonna grow a ponytail and tie back my hair. Maybe grow a couple of moobs, and wear pink, figure hugging clothes.
And don't forget the push-up bras and ass hugging shorts. Kinkiness is always a bonus.
Solo ate you at
| Anime | |||
| Name | Episodes |
Size (GBs) |
Status |
| Ah! My Goddess SR1 | 26 |
4.7 |
@_@ |
| Ah! My Goddess SR2 | 24 |
22 |
@_@ |
| Avatar: The Last Airbender | 61 |
9.7 |
!! |
| Basilisk | 24 |
3.6 |
=D |
| Bleach | 163+ |
25+ |
!! |
| Blood+ | 50 |
8.1 |
=D |
| *Burst Angel | 24 |
5.5 |
=D |
| Card Captor Sakura | 70 |
11.6 |
=D |
| Death Note | 37 |
6.3 |
=D |
| Detective Academy Q | 45 |
8.1 |
=D |
| *Excel Saga | 26 |
4.8 |
@_@ |
| Fate Stay Night | 24 |
4.2 |
=D |
| Full Metal Alchemist | 51 |
9.3 |
=D |
| Full Metal Panic! | 24 |
4.2 |
@_@ |
| Full Metal Panic?: Fumoffu | 12 |
2.2 |
@_@ |
| Full Metal Panic!: The 2nd Raid | 13 |
2.4 |
@_@ |
| Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni | 26 |
4.5 |
=D |
| Inukami! | 26 |
5.8 |
=D |
| Kaze no Stigma | 24 |
4.2 |
=D |
| Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora | 12 |
2.4 |
=D |
| Lucky Star | 24 |
4.1 |
=D |
| Marionette Saber J | 21 |
6.1 |
=D |
| Marionette Saber J2X | 24 |
6.3 |
=D |
| Minami-Ke | 10 |
1.6 |
=D |
| Naruto Shippuden | 43+ |
6.2+ |
!! |
| Ragnarok the Animation | 26 |
4.4 |
=D |
| Samurai X | 95 |
23.7 |
@_@ |
| School Rumble | 26 |
4.8 |
=D |
| School Rumble Nigakki | 26 |
4.7 |
=D |
| Shakugan no Shana SR1 | 24 |
4.2 |
=D |
| *Shuffle! | 24 |
4.1 |
=D |
| Shuffle Memories | 12 |
1.1 |
=D |
| Sister Princess | 18 |
4.1 |
=D |
| Sister Princess Repure | 13 |
3.9 |
=D |
| Trigun | 26 |
4.6 |
@_@ |
| TMO Suzumiya Haruhi | 14 |
2.6 |
=D |
| *Utawarerumono | 25 |
4.7 |
=D |
| XXXHolic | 24 |
3.7 |
=D |
| Yami to Boushi to Hon | 13 |
2.2 |
=D |
| Zero no Tsukaima SR1 | 13 |
2.2 |
=D |
| Zero no Tsukaima SR2 | 12 |
2.1 |
=D |
| Movies | ||
| Name | Genre |
Status |
| 1408 | Horror/Thriller |
=D |
| Alien VS Predator 1 | Horror/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Alien VS Predator 2 | Horror/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Animatrix | Anime/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Alvin and the Chipmunks | Comedy |
=D |
| Bruce Almighty | Comedy |
=D |
| Click | Comedy/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Constantine | Action/Sci-Fi |
|
| Dollmaster | Horror |
=D |
| Doomsday | Action |
=D |
| Evan Almighty | Comedy |
=D |
| Fantastic 4: The Silver Surfer | Action/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Final Destination 1 | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| Final Destination 2 | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| Final Destination 3 | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| Final Fantasy 7- The Spirits Within | Anime/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Final Fantasy 7- Advent Children | Anime/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Forbidden Kingdom | Action |
=D |
| Full Metal Alchemist (Movie) | Anime |
=D |
| Happy Feet | Comedy |
=D |
| HP and the Philosopher's Stone | Fantasy |
=D |
| HP and the Chamber of Secrets | Fantasy |
=D |
| HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban | Fantasy |
=D |
| HP and the Goblet of Fire | Fantasy |
=D |
| HP and the Order of the Phoenix | Fantasy |
=D |
| I am Legend | Action/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Mr. Bean's Holiday | Comedy |
=D |
| Naruto Movie 1 | Anime |
=D |
| Naruto Movie 2 | Anime |
=D |
| Naruto Movie 3 | Anime |
=D |
| Naruto Movie 4 | Anime |
@_@ |
| Pulse | Horror |
=D |
| Resident Evil | Horror/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| Saw 1 | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| Saw 2 | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| Saw 3 | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| Saw 4 | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| Shrek 1 | Comedy |
=D |
| Shrek 2 | Comedy |
=D |
| Shrek 3 | Comedy |
=D |
| Silent Hill | Horror/Sci-Fii |
=D |
| Soul Plane | Comedy/Drama |
=D |
| Step Up 2 the Streets | Drama |
=D |
| Taiyou no Uta | Drama |
=D |
| The Bourne Ultimatum | Action/Drama |
=D |
| The Grudge | Horror |
=D |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre | Horror/Gore |
=D |
| The Matrix | Action/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| The Matrix Reloaded | Action/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| The Matrix Revolutions | Action/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| The Number 23 | Thriller/Drama |
=D |
| The Lord of the Rings Trilogy | Action/Sci-Fi |
=D |
| The Toothfairy | Horror |
=D |
| White Noise | Horror |
=D |
| Wishing Stairs | Horror |
=D |
'ho there.
This is basically a list of all the shit I collected for the past few months or so. Programs, games from various genres, entire albums/discographies of song artistes, animes, etc etc.
It's a pretty damn small collection, but this is where YOU come in.
This whole thing can work out good both ways. You, reader, as long as you provide me the blank DVDs/CDs, I can get whatever it is you want on my list burned for ya. Also, if the thing you want isn't on my list, feel free to post your requests on my tagbox.
All I need is your name, and the full name of the program/song/anime/game.
This way, you get what you want, and at the same time my collection increases as well.
Sound good?
| Programs | |
| Name/Description | Status |
| Adobe Photoshop CS2 | |
| (Advanced Image Editor. Prefered over CS3) | =D |
| Adobe Photoshop CS3 | |
| (Image Editor. More user friendly than predescessor) | =D |
| Cam Studio 20 | |
| (Records all computer screen and audio activity) | =D |
| Guitar Pro 5 | |
| (Easy download, easy reading of music tabs) | =D |
| Limewire PRO Version | |
| (Best Direct/P2P Program. DL Songs, videos, etc.) | =D |
| Macromedia Dreamweaver CS3 | |
| (HTML Editor. Create/Edit your own websites) | =D |
| Nero 8 Ultra Edition | |
| (Burns videos into DVD/VCD Player watchable) | =D |
| PowerISO Full Version | |
| (Runs and Burns ISO formats into CDs/DVDs) | =D |
| R-Studio | |
| (Advanced recovery of deleted files and data) | =D |
| RPG Maker VX | |
| (The latest in the RPG Maker Series. Self-Explainary) | =D |
| Registry Mechanic 7 | |
| (Repairs your registry and compacts it) | =D |
| Spyware Doctor 5.5 | |
| (IMO, best for spyware detection and removal) | =D |
| Tuneup Utilities 2008 | |
| (Awesome optimization of computer performance) | =D |
| TweakUI | |
| (DA program for tweaking hidden aspects of windows) | =D |
| Ulead Video Studio Plus 11.5 | |
| (Currently one of the best video editors out there) | =D |
| Games | ||
| Name | Genre | Status |
| Assasin's Creed | Adventure | =D |
| Bioshock | FPS/Action | =D |
| Command & Conquer 3 | Strategy | =D |
| Devil May Cry III SE | Action | =D |
| Devil May Cry IV | Action | @_@ |
| Grand Theft Auto San Andreas | Adventure | =D |
| Hitman I- Codename 47 | TPS/Action | =D |
| Hitman II- Slient Assasin | TPS/Action | =D |
| Hitman III- Contracts | TPS/Action | =D |
| Hitman IV- Blood Money | TPS/Action | =D |
| Need For Speed: Carbon | Racing | =D |
| Need for Speed: Prostreet | Racing | =D |
| Neverwinter Nights I | RPG | =D |
| Neverwinter Nights II | RPG | =D |
| Rockman X1 | Shooter | =D |
| Rockman X2 | Shooter | =D |
| Rockman X3 | Shooter | =D |
| Rockman X4 | Shooter | =D |
| Rockman X5 | Shooter | =D |
| Rockman X6 | Shooter | =D |
| Rockman X7 | Shooter | =D |
| Rockman X8 | Shooter | =D |
| Spellforce I | RPG | =D |
| Spellforce II | RPG | =D |
| Starcraft + Expansion | Strategy | =D |
| The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion | RPG | =D |
| The Sims II + ALL Expansions | Family | =D |
| The Witcher | Adventure | =D |
| Unreal Tournament 3 | TPShooter | =D |
| Warcraft I | Strategy | =D |
| Warcraft II | Strategy | =D |
| Warcraft III | Strategy | =D |
| Warhammer 40k: Soulstorm | Strategy | =D |